Full Metal Snot XVI - Nikolausturnier - Tournament Rating

Location

B (2.5)

Organization

A (1.4)

Games

B (1.8)

Catering

B (2)

Given Votes: 6 / 14 (43%)

Josh: Lisa I had a really great time tonight.
Lisa: I did too, Josh.
Josh: Would you... mind very much if kissed you?
Lisa: Not at all. [they start kissing. A pair of binoculars spies them from some distance.]
The Coon: [voice over. The Coon is on the roof of a public restroom house looking through the binoculars] A woman being raped. This is what our city has been reduced to. When the money goes, the raping starts. Women are helpless... without the Coon.
Lisa: O-hoh, yes Josh. Yehehessss!
The Coon: [leaps into action] Let her go!
Josh: [points to himself] 'Scuse me?
The Coon: You aren't raping anyone tonight!
Josh: Oh, it's a talking squirrel. [The Coon rans at him, leaps onto the bench, and starts clawing at him] Oh!
Lisa: Ah!
Josh: Oh! Ow! Wugh! Oh!
The Coon: [stops clawing and says to Lisa] Get out of here! Get to safety! [Lisa gets up and runs away screaming. The Coon gets back to clawing at Josh]
Josh: Ugh! L-lisa! Call me! Oh! Ow!
The Coon: [voice over as he leaps off the chair and runs off] Another woman saved from rape. But how many more rapists are out there?
Josh: [gently stroking the cuts] Oh that really stings.