bnf Josh: Lisa I had a really great time tonight. Lisa: I did too, Josh. Josh: Would you... mind very much if kissed you? Lisa: Not at all. [they start kissing. A pair of binoculars spies them from some distance.] The Coon: [voice over. The Coon is on the roof of a public restroom house looking through the binoculars] A woman being raped. This is what our city has been reduced to. When the money goes, the raping starts. Women are helpless... without the Coon. Lisa: O-hoh, yes Josh. Yehehessss! The Coon: [leaps into action] Let her go! Josh: [points to himself] 'Scuse me? The Coon: You aren't raping anyone tonight! Josh: Oh, it's a talking squirrel. [The Coon rans at him, leaps onto the bench, and starts clawing at him] Oh! Lisa: Ah! Josh: Oh! Ow! Wugh! Oh! The Coon: [stops clawing and says to Lisa] Get out of here! Get to safety! [Lisa gets up and runs away screaming. The Coon gets back to clawing at Josh] Josh: Ugh! L-lisa! Call me! Oh! Ow! The Coon: [voice over as he leaps off the chair and runs off] Another woman saved from rape. But how many more rapists are out there? Josh: [gently stroking the cuts] Oh that really stings. |